This is Part II of my 12 part "Down South" series. Pat, please note that we are now recruiting children from Blue states and using our "early indoctrination" practices to make them think like Southerners. You'll see some of this in the video (link attached)

This particular clip depicts a northeastern Irish kid that was Southernized while visiting last week. He is now thinking about dropping out of school

and becoming a Nascar Driver.